June 2013
I am officially a light weight. Gone are the days when I could drink half a bottle of Scotch and live to regret it. No, now I am drunk off a single bottle of hard cider. It’s a sad, sad thing.
But probably good for the diet.
And the budget.
And my mystique.
Dear Sunless Tanning Lotion claiming to be odorless: You are a lying liar who lies and now I smell like a Frito.